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My interview with the general, chief of the military police, was very nice and positive, worthy of ending with several empty bottles of whysky on the ground as a great celebration, between the General and me, because our meeting was contrary, in the Antipodes, to what I expected too concerned. The general delivered and conveyed a final report to me, and what is more important, a report absolutely absolutory and of disclaimer on the General  K.G case, this smart man whom in my righteous wrath, I wanted to see hanging upside-down over a fire of embers, in simmer. But let´s forget it...  Moreover,  my visitor informed me verbally about the most recent inquiries about this case, since the good news were going on quickly after the conclusion of the report, which were even better than the written report,  i.e. that the visit  brought me an excellent news and a real relief for my person and our movement, although I was already determined to do wonders with my back on the floor, rising and lowering the heavy presidential chair of my desktop, immediately after dismissing the general. But happily it was not necessary..

Once the Chief General of the military police left my office, (the small details are not required), I stood exultant of joy since the  K.G. case closes with great satisfaction, surpassing all expectations more optimistic or even well-meaning. It turns that everything has been a great conspiracy against him by the part of the higher clergy , very angry and helpless before his brilliant management as Minister of religions in this world.  They planned carefully removing the Minister, and to do much harm to our glorious movement , too. But according the wonderful news from my informant, the majority of these high-ranking conspirators are already with their bones in the work camps, without any possibility of interfering in politics, nor nothing without visits. Some nuns, with the famous syndrome of  'Sor Pascualina', have been deported also to the work camps. At last, everything has been a dangerous "affaire" of political conspiracy, by the category and the power of the conspirators: their campaign consisted in spreading in places distant from the affected Minister, but close to my collaborators (police, undersecretaries, advisory in amendments, etc.) that: ... this saint Minister, had converted to the three religions at the same time, (a very serious lack, the highest treason within our Real Democracy Movement)  so it is proven indisputably that the three Gods had chosen him, according their holy plans and infinite intentions, in order to be not only the country's President, (my current post, not very popular among them,) but also to be the President general of all our movement (Real Democracy) i.e., superiority. They are not very democratic: neither they, nor their gods.

A providential man — the conspirators continued systematically — who got that the three gods of the three religions of the book, (one of them redeeming), gathered in a non revealed place on heavens, in order to selecting him, and only him, to be saved by triple entry. Without that it may mean in any way that our gods are weak since ever falter, or that they are looking for some consensus among them because all recognition between them is impossible. In addition — they continued from their dens — logically a chosen holy man like him, also is blessed with great wealth and money, from trafficking in weapons and drugs, prostitution, oil, non-synthetic Penicillin, — this saint riffraff, they are not poets precisely, I think — and by other inscrutable ways, full of money and saintliness, our Minister has done astronomical alms and sacred donations, to our three religions ... And so on..

— How much brutality in what we call politics and is not more than power..behind people´s back ! — I can´t left to say.

Also was found that some nuns had spread these rumors in the markets, while were making the purchase for their high Lords, the clerics whom they were serving. A little clarification: we consider like nuns to all the female members of any religion that have some special importance, as is this case. All these conspiracies were because our efficient Minister had put the religious item on his site, without killing or harm anybody... using only a great sense of diplomacy. We are already learning to troubleshoot "religious" problems, somehow.

Of course also  it was investigated the issue of money, these alleged donations from the Minister, and obviously, it turned out that for once, had registered on their books, the books of the three religions, the entry of huge amounts of money, but it was proved very easily that the money came from the hidden treasures of these three different cults, treasures into cash, located in dark medieval dungeons, in moisture and coldness of the subsoil. It was true that they were huge amounts of money,... but with no relation to our austere Minister K.G., so all the money (which not had moved from those gloomy cellars) was requisitioned entirely and passed to increase our financial possibilities (conclusively) is to say, for the State, its legitimate owner. This hurt them quite, too.

Our superiority, properly informed about,  is considering now the possibility of delivering a great cash prize to Minister K.G. not only as award or compensation, or as ratification of the unconditional trust on him and his excellent work, but as the possible correct move, under the political point of view. These "concepts" are repugnant to me because they are always like a pee somewhere, but we are not yet far enough away from the 'political' mentality by the moment or what comes to the same, there is only the political mentality by force and violence, replacing the rationality of the citizen. My opinion would be not granting the award, directly at least. And that is all about.