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— No!.. You are kidding! colonel. — I answer — I can not believe it my eyes! I am moderately informed about "no power", colonel. It seems that lately all stunk there.

— Yes, sir. — He answers — They are men seasoned on to make decisions and their last decision has been do not wash themselves, like if not washing had other meanings, sir.

— Oh yes, the meanings.. colonel — I say — Significances and signifiers. The religious world...! Its only tool is symbolism. — and I add — And tell me, Colonel, after inmates decided do not wash themselves, how do things are in the experimental villa?. I mean when you clamped down on they to get better test.

— Yes sir, at first they laughed at us very much and our plan seemed very funny to them, precisely because it was for them. They have so ingrained the idea of power as a mind representation of the world, that they mocked a lot on our "no power" plan. — and the colonel adds — Even one of them took a party blower (1) (We do not know where from he took it) and he blew with it the loudspeakers when it repeated our warning messages, with laughter by all . It was as if they saw the world's biggest and funniest blunder. They were sober but their laughter and attitudes gave the impression of being a great risque alcoholic orgy. Horn (1) included. They could not conceive...

— Possibly in this kind of climax, some became friends. — I said.

— Oh, yes, sir. At least they made ​​much comments and held between them. We look great communication in the group.

— I can imagine it,  Colonel.. How much trust and confidence ..! These men just with one idea. — After a pause I continued — Given that only the dead have no trouble... I guess they're not dead.

— Oh, no sir, they have very good health in the midst of the most absolute lack of hygiene so much so that the days went by and before a week, we had several suicide attempts. All frustrated, thankfully. In the pool without knowing how to swim, some jumped into the void ... on the soft grass, etc.. The most curious attempt was one who lying on the floor on his back, with ropes, he did jump over himself a huge bookcase filled with overwhelming volumes of all kinds. He stood buried of books but he left unharmed. Of course, there stood the books and the bookcase all in one pile.
In summary sir, they could not bear that their mental representation of the world, the power, it does not move more the world. The removal of the visits was a blow to them. Our department found that they influenced the common people visiting them. Also we leave them without influence in this area .
Finally they joined in the stinking common room and decided to hear the best of them.

— Men of God are Neanderthal very "aristocratic". A shy tribute to Cro-Magnon.

— The best turned out that they were able to talk and suggest the group, ie the best had power. Seeing is believing, sir..!

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(1) In Spanish "matasuegras" ("mother in law killer")
It is this role that blowing, produces a beep and stretches in an erection at the face of someone that is close. It takes a few feathers at its end. It is a fun thing, innocent and absolutely ridiculous.

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