Our glorious, but active army has invaded and occupied a new country. I have been appointed by my superiors to govern temporarily the new country under our power. The order has come to me with my promotion to field marshal and at this moment I am hoping in the tailor´s shop where will make me the new uniform (several units according to the regulation.)
I feel a little overwhelmed by my new responsibilities, but if it have to make things right, it is very easy.
But It's a shitty country, full of shitty people, called M-17+ M-1. Nothing to do with +Google.
I have taken possession of this defeated and occupied country and so far, I have decided get to preside over this State of an unimaginable and malicious simplicity on his domestic policy, although the situation in "my" country is daunting and catastrophic where fraud and bad faith, it permeate everything..
I get the following report:
- To begin with, M-17+M-1 is the country with the highest unemployment rate in the world and it is increasing still between the young people specially. To construct the current crisis.
- There are three finished and unused airports, without air traffic.These airports have been built to remove the money and credit, moreover the M-17+M-1 high speed train links these airports, but never trains stop there because the air traffic is 0. To construct the current crisis.
- There are 3,000 (three thousand) kilometers of highways, perfectly parallel to the existent ones before. The new highways are tolled, but naturally, it does not have cars driving through them. Reason: the disappearance of money and credit. And to construct the current crisis.
- There are over one hundred thousand (100,000) houses, in ghost private estates that were built but they are not to sell but to start to break up the estate and building enterprises, which also will leave homeless and without their money to the few buyers. All the large executives of these companies have fabulous contracts that will allow them to live splendidly, when they themselves have managed the closure of their own companies. Reason?: disappearance of money and credit and to construct the current crisis.
- The governments of this country (17+ 1) that is, central government and regional governments, are owing 2.000.000.000 € (two thousand million €) to all kinds of companies and suppliers who have done work for the public administration. In particular, the pharmacies that provide drugs for Social Security to patients by medical prescription, then the State must pay these pharmacies. Moreover construction companies, transport, etc. etc. Most of these companies have had to close, to reduce staff, or even to pay surcharges to the Treasury for tax arrears, and so on. This affects brutally in the closure of businesses of all kinds and the rise in unemployment. And especially, it is the moral, psychological destruction of any honest and hardworking citizen who has worked for his country. Reason?: to construct the current crisis.
I shall continue reading later because we lack to pacify a vast area of the capital, where we are fighting house to house, NGO to NGO, although we make many prisoners who are executed immediately by a special command which can not participate in the military operations directly, just cleaning.... I worry that I could stain my new uniform... but, nevertheless, I shall continue informing you.
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I got a sort of request, very vehement, from three garrisons of our army: Oxford, Cambridge and Harvard. The document urges me to improve my English, (they do not know that is "googlelic" English) as my directives appear in this noble language, it has caused confusion not only in our army, but also in the enemy army that has many spies infiltrated everywhere and read all my reports.. I send these documents to the Division of Linguistic Cryptography for its file.
Otherwise I have commanded to shot .. — I should try Esperanto, maybe ... — hundreds of "scientists" of CERN (Centre Europeen de Recherche Nucleaire — European Center of Nuclear Research) because they can´t play with neutrinos nor the speed of light. For them, "to play" is to lie; in science, to lie means nausea and hysteria to the most sublime rationality. There are still over 9,000 "scientists". And CERN isn´t an University.
They have been shot without trial because "scientifically" they can´t do things accidentally, nor without its knowledge. (Exactly like in politics) We have too much crisis around the world, for that they, at our expense, put into question the speed of light as the absolute parameter. Most of them have died cowardly, something hardly scientific, too ... Shoot these people, it's like shoot the crisis.
In Esperanto, it would be worse ... — I´m thinking to me — since it has something to do with anarchism early twentieth century... I have to go to the infirmary to change the bandages of my human body.
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