C'EST LA GUERRE (3)

A soldier of the shuttle service, enters the bunker and after salute, rigidly remains firm before me. It's a beautiful soldier who has arrived dirty, exhausted and panting, after he crossed the curtain fire zone to reach my command bunker. He delivers me a dirty and earthy folder containing the rest of the psychiatric report intercepted to the enemy.. Just I opened the folder,  I read an explanatory note of the report senders explaining to me that they had forgotten to include the attached pages in the first shipment, in which it should be. They may be considered executed; we are at war and in the Army - I thought for my self.

This report was stolen from the philosophy department of the enemy Army by our agents. This Department has a very peculiar way of philosophizing generally, they get to set a new concept and then they develop it if his high command has approved it, to convert the recent concept into any act of war; it is as one is at the controls, which wants always "to do something .." . This time it is a memorandum (stolen and enemy memorandum) that argues that all war is religious, if we consider that all war is the biggest absurdity of human intelligence, even humanoid... . - says the report...

Really I do not know if I'll execute them finally... - I am thinking - After all, they are good guys. Before to be mobilized they were journalists, from "the old school," when newspapers were enterprises with its accounting and its benefits, with its fights, joys and sorrows.. without subsidies ... In fact, most are doing the same now in the Army. Their intelligence service duty, becomes somehow the investigative journalism they did before, including this final mistake.... forget of several pages of an important report.

...The enemy at war philosophers (former theologians), continue their writing (to their superiors), concluding that: being all wars religious, the atheists of every sort, they would lose all our wars. Therefore, we can declare we want win all wars. The report adds and explains the necessary keys to the crisis and war: all politicians belong to a religion, what makes them very safe, but their hypocrisy (very safe, too) never will leave us to find out to what religion they belong. Let alone their works!. They are also liars, malicious, tribal: they lose everything in security with a Neanderthal robustness. They even pray in public. They have (almost all of them) the conditioned reflex of "tearing his hair" like Pharisees. They asked for (some) death of Wickyleaks guy ... The violation of an American journalist in Cairo is at least suspicious: perhaps she was not very "unconditional" of certain home powers. "Revolutionaries" do not violate a person who will inform about their "revolution." It Sounds like a religious punishment from home, for the wicked: (not to be unconditional) Although in religion, even the revolution is also hypocritical for the simple reason that the core of everything, (God) does not exist.


Not bad this enemy philosophical residue; it knows something about politicians and atheists ie, church people. Less about to write and explain the ideas. With my notes in red, it is now unrecognizable.

I'll finish to read tomorrow.
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I leave the bunker, but the enemy is bombarding my position with power, with high hardness. Better¡ So, I'll crawl in the shade... The air smells like a. .. victory... no, the air smells of compressed air. (I should avoid the set phrases.) I go back into my bunker and I grab the cards of fate. Sealed pack of cards because in my army, we have everything in abundance. I go to the forefront and it is curious that in the advanced positions, everything seems like in First World War. Then I ordered an immediate advance to take a position defended by Spaniard Seminarians, ie Catholics. Some of them are over 40 years. Perhaps the enemy is in the final step and mobilized theologians of all ages.


They soon surrendered to our unstoppable advance, then they delivered me a "theological note" of surrender, defensive and generous enough for them. That note contained many obligations for the victors. Moreover they told with a slight threatening accent about the Geneva Convention and the Hague Convention. I make see them that, more or less, I am culturally American and therefore, they should expect to get a much better deal than they want and feel. Ridiculous but full of hate ....

They even were like surprised that I was able to have understood their theological note of surrender.